Santhosh :)

The name means happiness or one who is always happy. Now why do I like the name? It is the name of the kid who ran behind the so called hooligans or terrorists in Delhi thinking that they have dropped something valuable. I feel the guys who had done that, whoever it may be would have seen that kid’s face and the small sign of innocence. I feel whatever it may be; the killers will remember that face and it will haunt them throughout their life.

Let’s go back to Santhosh and have that small sign of innocence to preserve deep in my mind. Let future generations do not find humanity and innocence in museum.

I am in deep shit

I am in deep shit. This one means I am really in trouble. Nevertheless there was a story in Pramod Batra’s collection of common sense stories which suggests actually being in shit is good. It gives you warmth when it is cold. If you are in need of warmth, shit should be Ok. What if you choose to be in shit for warmth and it was not by accident that you are in shit. You may feel sorry for the one who is in shit.

Let me narrate the story for all those who are confused. There was this bird who wanted to see the world. It goes out without respecting what its elders told him. He flew for quite a distance when tiredness and cold took its toll and it fell down. The bird thought it is going to die. Then a cow came along and shitted over the bird. The warmth relaxed the bird and as soon as it was comfortable it started making noise. A cat that was passing by heard the sound and it went near the shit. The cat was hungry and as soon as it found the bird it ate it. The moral of the story, those who shit over you may not be your enemy and even if you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.

Some people tell marriage is shit. In my case if I am married I chose shit. In fact it means I love shit and warmth of it. By Moral of the story I should not be complaining. There is always a chance that I can be heard and few cats can take advantage of it.

Hence if I tell I am in deep shit means “I am married” and not that I am in trouble.

“First Name” Priya....

This was one of the most interesting things I have ever heard. My friend wants to undergo sex change operation and become a girl with beautiful assets. Say 36 28 36. He is let down by the world being favourable to girls. Will “First Name” Priya be a feminist? We need to wait and watch. Obviously he wants “First Name” Priya to sleep with the boss so that he/ her genuine hunger for recognition are met. Funny, it may sound but I feel this guy has to have genuine recognition in bed. I do not know whether people allow you to change the caste in this country but at least sex change operation is allowed.
Who says this is still a Man’s World?