Conversation Eureka.....

God's Tattoo

I have a birth mark on my left forearm that has drawn attention of many. It was very disturbing for me and I had to give explanations for lot of people. Most often I have to give the same explanation to people more than once. Some even asked me whether it was an accident mark. I was getting annoyed till one of my acquaintance Johnny asked me whether it was a tattoo. Yes this time I had the reply “Yes it is a God's Tattoo”.


Bachelor's Question

My friend wanted to arrange a bachelor party and was checking out few contacts to get some item girls for dance. He just asked one of his old colleagues whether he has some connections. As he was waiting for the response another guy walks in. My friend quickly transformed the question to the intruder whether he is in need of any girls. Our guest was taken back and he was seeing all over the place to see whether any one is hearing the talk

Intruder: Where can I get one(looking Up)
Me: Yes dont worry . Only God is watching(Friend Laughs)
Intruder: Woh Kya Karti hain?(What does she do?)
My friend: Tujhe Kya Karna hain?(What do you want to do)

Loud Laughter